The Great Bike War

Biggars decided to get fit. To do this, he decided to cycle the 6 miles to Rolls Royce and 6 miles from Rolls Royce on his trusty steed named “Trigger”
This did not go down well in The CUS mobile, not because they missed Biggars company, but because “Zero Proof Tick” would not balance and Lone ran out of fag money before the end of the week.
CUSS decided on a campaign of physiological war fare.
Lone, being the master strategist, worked out a plan where the CUS mobile would overtake Biggars on the A38 and then mysteriously overtake him again! This was not what you might call, a diabolically clever plan, as Biggars quickly worked out that the CUS mobile was turning off at some side road ahead and hiding in a field gate, only to reappear behind him again.
This happened on three occasions, each time the Cus mobile would slowly overtake Biggars with all its occupants staring fixedly ahead their faces expressionless.
Finally Biggars spotted where the Cuss mobile turned and followed it down the lane. Sure enough the car stopped in a gate and the engine was switched off. When Biggars arrived, Lone, A.D. and Garth were huddled down in the foot wells of the car with their eyes shut, as if by not seeing Biggars standing there with his arms folded looking at them, he could not see them!

Lone decided to up the stakes.
One evening the CUS mobile drew alongside Biggars, who for him, was achieving the dizzy speed of 8 mph on Trigger. A.D., who was seated on the passenger’s side wound down the window and asked Biggars if he would like a drink. Biggars thanked A.D. and accepted a bottle of water, and then A.D. asked if Biggars would like a Mars Bar, Biggars accepted. He now had a bottle of water and an unwrapped Mars bar to deal with, plus his break neck speed. The final straw was when Garth asked Biggars if he would like a game of golf and passed him a golf club.
Biggars conceeded defeat and returned to the fold.