Biggars bicycle.

Biggars had an attack of fitness. Fitness was something CUS talked about but never actually did after they saw the affect it had on Garth. Anyway, Biggars started to cycle the seven miles to and seven miles from work. This upset CUS considerably for not only was it contrary to the CUS ethos it buggered up Zero Proof Tick.
In a campaign that was to last for several weeks, CUS orchestrated Biggars downfall, so to speak. First of all they would overtake Biggars very slowly in the CUS mobile all facing to the front with serious faces, ignoring him completely. Biggars would pedal on only to be overtaken again by CUS all still wearing exactly the same expressions. This would happen five to six times in the seven mile journey, both Biggars and CUS rigidly staring straight ahead, ignoring each other.
Finally Biggars broke and he searched all the turnings after the CUS mobile had passed. Finally he spotted the car pulled into a field with apparently no one in it. When Biggars drew level with the car and peered in it the three of them were hiding on the floor. These are responsible citizens with families, for Gods sake!!!
The final onslaught came one day returning from work. The CUS mobile drew along side Biggars and Lone said, "Biggars hold this" and passed him a golf club. Then Garth, from the rear window handed him an umbrella. When AD tried to pass him the golf trolley Biggars conceded and never rode his bike again.