Oh woe

AD,s marriage to Gill could be stormy, particularly when it was the wrong time of the month, the wrong time for Gill not AD!
One morning he got into the car and said, that when he got home last night he found that the porch light did not work, the key snapped off in the front door, AD,s eldest said that his chain had come off his derailleur (AD was accused of having an affair with the woman in Isles and King, the bicycle shop just so that she would repair his three kids bikes!), Gill yelled at him from the kitchen, that the washing machine wasnt working. AD carried on walking through the house and tripped over Tigger, their ginger moggie who hated AD out of the back gate and straight down to the Black Horse.
After a long pause after relating this tale of woe AD sighed and said "Do you know that everythings fucked in are house except Gill!"